Don't let job applications with carefully crafted responsibilities sway you from applying to them. What's the worst that can happen? You just don't get the job, oh well find a new one. Just do it.
One of my personal favorites is, you must be willing to "work in a fast paced environment" ...well are you sure it's fast paced or do you just take too long to finish your work? There is a big difference. Now..unless said company actually operates at an Olympic pace, and you know you have no experience or skills with fast turnovers, make sure you don't promise something you can't offer. If you see yourself as a person who is accustomed to meeting deadlines then you have nothing to worry about. On the other hand, I would reconsider "over-promising" about your skills if you aren't up to the challenge.
Whatever you do just make sure you keep up the hard work and keep applying.
Anyone have any other favorites they have seen during their job hunt?
~Until Next Time~